|Just a short ficlet
||[Dec. 30th, 2006|09:45 pm]
|||||I Stand Alone- Godsmack||]|Title:
A Change of ScenarioPairing:
Miroku... attempting to hit on Sesshomaru (and slightly on Inuyasha)Rating:
A/N: First time attempt of Inuyasha fanfic, so if the characters sound OOC, tell me!
Miroku sat up, wincing as he rubbed his rapidly bruising jaw.
"Something about that felt... different." Inuyasha sat down on the dirt next to Miroku, rolling his eyes. "What, besides the fact you grabbed my baka brother's ass, not Sango's or Kagome's?"
Miroku nodded in response, clearly pondering why it seemed abnormal.
"Hey, Inuyasha, was I slapped, or punched?"
"Helpful, very helpful."
"Ah, well that explains it." There was silence, while Miroku appeared to be working something out in his head. "I'm dead, aren't I?" The monk sounded slightly depressed.
"No, really. I grabbed Sesshomaru's ass. That's an automatic death sentence right there."
"Look houshi, if Fluffy was going to kill you for being your usual perverted self, you'd be dead already. He wasn't as mad you think."
"Oh? How can you tell?"
"What are dog demons known for?"
"Extremely bad tempers?"
"Good job, baka. And Fluffy's claws are..."
"Right. So if that ass was really mad, he would have slapped you, tearing half your face off and killing you."
Miroku brightened up.
"Aaaaah. And out of idle curiosity, if I attempted to grab your-"
"Don't even try it."